It's not as funny as JP/C as I don't know the storyline as well. I stayed up till one last night coz thingz kept popping into my head so this had better be worth it, lol.
Kris: I HATE YOU! Jess: I HATE YOU!
Couple weeks later.
Kris: I STILL HATE YOU! Jess: I STILL HATE YOU! Kress: *make out* KressFans: YAY! KrisFans: *mentally burying Jess's body*
DIVA.NO#1 and DIVA.NO#2 have SLEPT together. RandomKrisFan: *bursts into tears* Jess: LOVE! Kris: LOVE! Jess: BED LEGS! Kris: AGAIN! BedLegs: I need serious therapy...
Jess: I shall spoil this moment by dissing his room and calling him a tranny. Kris: And I shall call her gulable. Kiwi: *shakes head at Kris* Bedsheets: *haven't been washed since freshers week* Jess: *screams and runs out neked* Kris: *closes the door* MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Jess: Noooooooooooo! MaleJessFans: Yeeeeeeeeeeees! PlantPot: *has been sneakly place* MaleJessFans: *insert massive amounts of swearing here*
MEANWHILE...
Will: I'm evil and twisted and hate Kris so I shall give him HIV! Everyone: Dude, wtf... KrisFans: *get out rifles* Will: *clicks possitive* SecurityCameras: *are on holiday*
Doctor: It just changed to HIV possitive? Nurse: Yes. Doctor: No actual evidence? Nurse: None. Doctor: Then it must be true!
Doctor: Kris, you have AIDS. Kris: *cries*
EMOkriss: How do I tell Jess I'm HIV possitive? hour later EMOkris: Jess, I'm HIV possitive. Kiwi: *claps sarcastically* Jess: *freaks out* Will: *evil laugh* Everyone: *stares at Will* Will: *whistles innocently*
Jess: YOU'RE BI AND A TRANNY AND HAVE AIDS! EMOkris: Love you too, bitch.
Jess: YAY! I'm negative. Kris: So am I! Jess: Sorry... Kris: Don't care. Amy: HEY THAT'S MY LINE! Hannah: *cries* Kiwi: *gets out chainsaw* Hannah, I warned you.
Malachy: I'm looking for Francis. Kris: *is a guy now and responds to Francis* Everyone: WTF! Kris'sEyeLiner: *sings* lonely... I'm so lonely...
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Malachy: I'm looking for Francis. Kris: *is a guy now and responds to Francis* Everyone: WTF! Students: *raise eye brow* Kris'sEyeLiner: *sings* lonely... I'm so lonely... Nathan: *is in Kris's wardrobe secretly trying on his clothes* Malachy: PUB TIME! Kris: Yeah, bruv. Kiwi: Oh dear... Nathan: *is complety fogotten about*
GUY!KRIS, MALACHY, JESS and ZAK are outside THE DOG. Malachy: Jess, you're fit. Jess: I know. Back off. Kris: Jess, we're nothing. Jess'sNerve: *has been touched* Jess: *practically shags Malachy on the pub's bench*
LATER Nathan: *realised he can actually get out the wardrobe on his own* Kris: Want to shag anymore of my relatives? Jess: Yes. I mean, no, only you, I mean- Kris: too late! *snogs Nathan* Malachy: *has superb timing* Kris: awwww s**t. Nathan: *is dreaming of candy braclets*
more to come, just give me a moment to think of it, lol
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HAHAHAHA I was wondering what you were going to do with this storyline.. loved it!! please do some more on other storylines your posts are hilarious!
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Originally posted by preeminent: HAHAHAHA I was wondering what you were going to do with this storyline.. loved it!! please do some more on other storylines your posts are hilarious!
there is when kris is out with nathen and jess shots at him when he get bk and the night where zoe gets hand traped in tixt door
Candybabe and surf totty are my forum buddies. It`s easy to cry when you realise that everyone you will love will reject you or die I hear sound echo in to the emptiness, all around but you can`t change this loneliness
Originally posted by !Everyone has a Rainbow in there heart!: there is when kris is out with nathen and jess shots at him when he get bk and the night where zoe gets hand traped in tixt door
ooooo yeah... that's gonna be short though, oh well!
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