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quote: Originally posted by SweetLikeKiwi: quote: Originally posted by umpa-umpa:
ROFL
that si really good but who is kiwi??????
kiwi=me!
Thank you it all makes sense now lol |
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quote: Originally posted by SweetLikeKiwi:
It's not as funny as JP/C as I don't know the storyline as well. I stayed up till one last night coz thingz kept popping into my head so this had better be worth it, lol.
Kris: I HATE YOU!
Jess: I HATE YOU!
Couple weeks later.
Kris: I STILL HATE YOU!
Jess: I STILL HATE YOU!
Kress: *make out*
KressFans: YAY!
KrisFans: *mentally burying Jess's body*
DIVA.NO#1 and DIVA.NO#2 have SLEPT together.
RandomKrisFan: *bursts into tears*
Jess: LOVE!
Kris: LOVE!
Jess: BED LEGS!
Kris: AGAIN!
BedLegs: I need serious therapy...
Jess: I shall spoil this moment by dissing his room and calling him a tranny.
Kris: And I shall call her gulable.
Kiwi: *shakes head at Kris*
Bedsheets: *haven't been washed since freshers week*
Jess: *screams and runs out neked*
Kris: *closes the door* MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jess: Noooooooooooo!
MaleJessFans: Yeeeeeeeeeeees!
PlantPot: *has been sneakly place*
MaleJessFans: *insert massive amounts of swearing here*
MEANWHILE...
Will: I'm evil and twisted and hate Kris so I shall give him HIV!
Everyone: Dude, wtf...
KrisFans: *get out rifles*
Will: *clicks possitive*
SecurityCameras: *are on holiday*
Doctor: It just changed to HIV possitive?
Nurse: Yes.
Doctor: No actual evidence?
Nurse: None.
Doctor: Then it must be true!
Doctor: Kris, you have AIDS.
Kris: *cries*
EMOkriss: How do I tell Jess I'm HIV possitive?
hour later
EMOkris: Jess, I'm HIV possitive.
Kiwi: *claps sarcastically*
Jess: *freaks out*
Will: *evil laugh*
Everyone: *stares at Will*
Will: *whistles innocently*
Jess: YOU'RE BI AND A TRANNY AND HAVE AIDS!
EMOkris: Love you too, bitch.
Jess: YAY! I'm negative.
Kris: So am I!
Jess: Sorry...
Kris: Don't care.
Amy: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!
Hannah: *cries*
Kiwi: *gets out chainsaw* Hannah, I warned you.
Malachy: I'm looking for Francis.
Kris: *is a guy now and responds to Francis*
Everyone: WTF!
Kris'sEyeLiner: *sings* lonely... I'm so lonely...
it's crap, i know, but live with it, lol
O My God hilarious!!!!!!  to my buddies pieces of rainbow, OoORosieOoO, Hunni and Kay  Reality is nothing... dreams are everything'αи∂ нєя иαмє ѕσυи∂ѕ ℓιкє ѕσмєтнιиg уσυ'∂ ρℓσик α ∂є¢к¢нαιя σи!' |
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you could do the bit about them selling the clothes, cause you missed out that bit MISSeyeliner™Little princess and Big princess, it's a match made in heaven ©Kris Fisher's super fan  Hunni(Vanity.Kidd™) & Sary(Carmel <3) my forum buddies Founder of the 'Die hard Kressian alliance'
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Oh my word... this is genius... keep snorting with laughter, don't do that very often lol. Hollyoaks show writers listen up: write more scenes so that we can have more Kiwi :-P xxx
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OMG this is genius!! do you hear me? Genius!!! I love this and your Jp/c one.Plz update!!!! Forget Tom Jones,Marty is the real sex bomb! ♥ Me >>>  <<<Lissy.We are crazy together! ♥ BJ rox my stripy sox ♥ Yasmin is superwoman! ♥ [♥ Sunny brightens up the darkest of days.And she gets high with gabe... ♥ Mareeya is the definition of lush! ♥ Me,Bec,Justin and Zac are gonna have a joint hollywood wedding... ♥
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R U thinking of doing more??? MISSeyeliner™Little princess and Big princess, it's a match made in heaven ©Kris Fisher's super fan Hunni(Vanity.Kidd™) & Sary(Carmel <3) my forum buddies Founder of the 'Die hard Kressian alliance'
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i will as soon as scenes appear, lol
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There have been no scenes with kris and jess 4 ages well like 3 episodes!!but still!u a comical genius!! 
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there are scenes you haven't done, like the clothes thing. I'm sure you can make it funnier than it already was on tele! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kr!$$ <3 J£$$ Th£ $TuD£Nt$ R0<K "Worse than hideous you’re a brainless, plastic clone" MISSeyeliner™Little princess and Big princess, it's a match made in heaven ©Kris Fisher's super fan Hunni(Vanity.Kidd™) & Sary(Carmel <3) my forum buddies Founder of the 'Die hard Kressian alliance'
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quote: Originally posted by Kris*Fisher*RULES:
there are scenes you haven't done, like the clothes thing. I'm sure you can make it funnier than it already was on tele!
might do that in moment, stay tuuuuuuned! |
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RANDOM SCENE THAT I FORGOT
Jess: I’ve got a couple hundred pounds in my back account, I am officially skint.
Everyone: wtf
Tramp: Biatch…
Kris: I have a plan! Sell your designer clothes on eBay!
Jess: But…but…I need them… they’re… I-
Kris: TOO LATE! *gets out camera*
Jess: *grins and puts on clothes*
Time: *has slown down*
Camera: *is clearly on drugs*
Kris: *puts on dress and surprisingly pulls it off*
Zak: *comes out in a dress, feather boa and glittery heels*
Everyone: NOOO MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!
RandomPerson: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Baby: *cires*
Hannah: *cr-*
Kiwi: *whacks her with a chair* What have you learned?
Jess: *screams* I’VE SOLD THEM ALL!
Will: mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jess: £3000 pounds and send today! Done!
Everyone: I- I just- I can’t even say it.
Kris: I CAN! Jess, you’re stupid, don’t send them.
Jess: *putting parcel in post box* wha?
Will: I repeat, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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quote: Originally posted by SweetLikeKiwi:
RANDOM SCENE THAT I FORGOT
Jess: I’ve got a couple hundred pounds in my back account, I am officially skint.
Everyone: wtf
Tramp: Biatch…
Kris: I have a plan! Sell your designer clothes on eBay!
Jess: But…but…I need them… they’re… I-
Kris: TOO LATE! *gets out camera*
Jess: *grins and puts on clothes*
Time: *has slown down*
Camera: *is clearly on drugs*
Kris: *puts on dress and surprisingly pulls it off*
Zak: *comes out in a dress, feather boa and glittery heels*
Everyone: NOOO MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!
RandomPerson: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Baby: *cires*
Hannah: *cr-*
Kiwi: *whacks her with a chair* What have you learned?
omfg so funny that part the other part wwas funny aswell lol i like the part when loadz of people hit hannah when she cries lol carry on really good and really fnny |
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quote: Originally posted by _S_is_for_Sophie_:
i like the part when loadz of people hit hannah when she cries lol
carry on really good and really fnny
sorry, i just love hitting hannah i can't do it in 'real life' so i do it in my fanficz |
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quote: Originally posted by SweetLikeKiwi: quote: Originally posted by _S_is_for_Sophie_:
i like the part when loadz of people hit hannah when she cries lol
carry on really good and really fnny
sorry, i just love hitting hannah i can't do it in 'real life' so i do it in my fanficz
ye she is so annoyin like when it goes kaz: thros shoe at telly i cnt stoplafin plz rite more x |
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i will write more but i can't think of anymore scenes...
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oh wow! ur real cool lol i think its rl funny!and yer i h8 hannah *glares*
HoLlYoAkS 2oo7!!!
ElLiOt Is AcE!!!
My ChEmIcAl RoMaNcE ArE ThE BeSt!!!
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yay! another hannahhater, tehehe
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lmao. i love the will bits. i also hate hannah, she's so whiny and annoying!
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so good so good! my fave bits are Hannah all of a sudden entering to cry and in the first instalment this: Kris: Don't care. Amy: HEY THAT'S MY LINE! I've always been thinking how Amy pronounces the word 'care'!!!
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Lmao absolutely hilarious its amazing xxx
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Kris and Jess <3
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Hilarious...to the MAAAAX! I loved the bit where it went:
Doctor: No evidence?
Nurse: No.
Doctor: Then it must be true![/B]
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I love the way you do the crybaby Hannah thing - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kr!$$ <3 J£$$ Th£ $TuD£Nt$ R0<K "Worse than hideous you’re a brainless, plastic clone" MISSeyeliner™Little princess and Big princess, it's a match made in heaven ©Kris Fisher's super fan Hunni(Vanity.Kidd™) & Sary(Carmel <3) my forum buddies Founder of the 'Die hard Kressian alliance'
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