Oh hai, Ths is my first fic i hope YU like it lol\!!
It's chrismas and kris and jess are in the Flat aand it's chrismas.
Jess: O look kris its' snowin outside
kris wow it is i aint seen a white chrismas b4
jess - ah it so pretty innit
Kris: Yeh but i can fink of somethink prettier
jess, what?
kris: u!
jess: o rly?
kris: yu r gorjus jess.
jess: ha that rimes
kris: i love riming.
jess: me 2.
lolz!1!!!!1 they both larf a bit.
jess- oops i just larfed so much i farted.
kris - i have somefink to tell yu
kris, what is it kris/
jesd - i
kris; wot?/
jess: - I lu-
Bang zoe burt in thru the door.
Zoe: oh my godz!
jess - zo what is t?
kris- yeh zo wots up you look like u sore a gohst.
zoe - i've been crash!raped.
jess - oh my god r u serius?
zo yah it was last nite i was in the loft and i got rly drink n he took me in the toilet and...
jess - crash!rape?
zo - yaa she cries and burries her hed into jesss chest. she criez rly hard.
kris - who is the b*astrd dat did this to Yu?
zo - it was
kris who?
jess who woz it?
zoe- it was...
jess - who whas it?
zoe - it was....
find out who crash!raped zo nekst time i right.
kthnxbai
i love kris n jess lolz!!!
