Later that evening Kris opens his bedroom door, exactly the same time as Jess. They smile at eachother and walk down, both wanting to get a snack from the fridge. But Zoe and Zak are in their way...

Zoe: Sit down!

Zak: Yes, do!

Kris: (looks around) What the hell?!

They sit down at the table which has a white cloth over it, silver and gold mats for the food, glasses, flowers and candle sticks. Zoe lit the candle and nodded their heads at them.

Zoe: Now, would you like your drinks before ordering the meal?

Jess: What is this?! IL Gnosh?!

Zoe: Would you?!

Kris: Uh... (looks at Jess, who nods) Yeah.

Zoe: OK. (gets out pad) What would you like?

Jess: I'll have red wine...

Kris: .... I'll have the same.

Zoe: Okay! That'll be arrived shortly!

Zoe and Zak run to Zoe's room and quickly get the red wine and then they skip out. Jess and Kris begin laughing as they see them. Both are wearing a white blouse with a dicky bow, black trousers and Zoe has an apron round her waist. Zak pours out the red wine in eachs glasses.

Zoe: (hands Jess and Kris menus) Here are your menus. Just ring the bell... (shows them the bell) When you're ready to order.

Kris: We have a bell too?!

Zoe: (nods) Yep.

Jess and Kris take the menus and Zoe and Zak skip back to Zoe's room. They then high five, quite proud with their plan.

Back with Jess and Kris...

Kris: Microwave pizza?

Jess: Bangers and mash?!

Kris: Cheese burger?!

Jess: And we thought it was like IL Gnosh! ()

fabby megan
continue soon.

lol
that last part made me laugh
kep it coming megan

wow, just read the whole thing and its brilliant...keep up the good work

just found this fic and i must say yuo have written claire to be really evil. love it

Ace

Fab Megan
just caught up
love Zoe and Zak's plan lol
cant wait to read more xx

Thanks for your comments

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nancy has her head on a cushion while watching Corrie. Jake then walks in with some food from Drive 'n' Buy. She gets up and walks over to him. When he puts the bags down she wraps her arms round his neck and he picks her up and takes her back to the couch. She rested her head on his shoulder and he kissed her neck.

Jake: Has he kidnapped Lianne yet?

Nancy: Uh... Jake... thats was ages ago.

Jake: Was it?

Nancy: Uh... yeah!

Jake: Oh. Now that that's figured out, we can turn it off and do our own little thing.

Nancy: And what is that 'little thing'?

Jake: I think you know!

Both grinned and Jake climbed on top of her and began kissing her passionately. She wrapped her arms round him and kissed him back. Jake was about to pull off her top when... Nancy sat up and shook her head.

Nancy: Not now.

Jake: Why not?

Nancy: Charlie! (looks over and Charlie who is in his playpen) We can't just have sex when he's sitting right there!

Jake: OK then... later?

Nancy: (nods) Deffo.

Jake: Promise?

Nancy crossed her fingers and placed it on her heart, then nodded. Jake gave her another kiss and got up and walked into the bathroom.

*

Jess and Kris are still sitting at the table, having dinner. Zak and Zoe then walk in, holding plates.

Zoe: Who ordered pizza?

Kris: Me.

Zoe: (places plate down) There you go, sir!

Kris looked down at the plate. Greasy pizza with about four wedges on the plate. It also had cucumber and lettuce as the dressing. Neither Jess or Kris looked really impressed with it.

Kris: Was this microwaved?

Zoe: (looks at Zak who shakes his head) No!

Kris: Whatever.

Jess: Isn't it about time I got my food?

Zak: Yeah... you ordered a cheese burger?

Jess: Yep.

Zak placed the plate on the mat and Jess looked down at it. Her and Kris weren't impressed very much by that, either. The barm was all burnt and the meat was rock solid.

Jess: Thanks.

Zak & Zoe (in unison): No problem!

As they tiptoed out Zak went to the radio and played some music. Kris and Jess watched them creep back into Zoe's room.

Jess: Idiots.

Kris: Oh, speak for yourself!

Jess: Shut up, tranny!

They both grinned at eachother and bit into their food, neither looking very impressed.

its Ace

brilliant megan
as usual

quote:

Jake: Has he kidnapped Lianne yet?

That really confused me for a second coz I forgot that they were watching Corrie LMAO I thought huh where did I come into that LMAO

Loving it Megan xx

Nancy walks out of the bathroom and Jake pulls her into his bedroom and she walks past.

Jake: You promised!

Nancy: I know, I know... but... is Charlie asleep?

Jake: Yep.

Nancy: We need milk!

Jake: Seriously?

Nancy: Yep, and I need to study.

Jake: For what?

Nancy: My final exam. (kisses Jake's cheek) I promise I'll be back later.

Jake: (kisses her neck) You better be!

Nancy: Promise!

Nancy grabs her coat then rushes out. As she walks across Hollyoaks, Sarah gets to her and jumps on her back.

Nancy: Whoa! Whats up?

Sarah: You heard?

Nancy: No... why, what?

Sarah: About Jake!

Nancy: No, what is it?

Sarah: He's got a girlfriend.

Nancy: Where did you hear this from?

Sarah: He was in Drive 'n' Buy before and Tony was there and he asked him out for a drink and Jake went 'no, gotta get back for my lady' then got his stuff and went! So Tony told Steph and she told Craig and he told me and here I am telling you!

Nancy: (mouths falls open) Oh, really? I've gotta go!

Nancy runs out of Washed Up and to the flat, ready to bite Jake's head off.

*

Kris and Jess are still sitting at the table, just finished with their meals, totally not full, seeming they only ate half of their meals. They sipped the last of their drinks and rang the bell

Zoe: (skips out) Yes?

Kris: Bill, please.

Zoe: Already?! No dessert?

Kris: Uhmm... (looks at Jess) Do you want dessert?

Jess: OK.

Zoe: All we have is ice cream or Cornettos.

Kris: Ice cream.

Jess: Cornetto!

Zoe: (nods) Right! Coming right up!

Two minutes later Zak places a bowl of ice cream down on Kris' mat. He stares at it. It was the ice cream which was 50p from Drive 'n' Buy, with the out of date sprinkles on it and the sauce tasted disgusting.

Kris: Pass on that, thanks.

Zak: OK. (hands Jess Cornetto) There you go!

Jess: Thanks. (unwraps Cornetto) Eww! Its melted and gooey!

Kris: Bill then, please!

Zoe: Its on the house! But you must go to our cinema!

Kris+Jess (unison): CINEMA?

Zoe and Zak nod and pull them out of their seats and direct them to Jess' room and push them in.

*

Kris: Ooh! Devil Wears Prada! (presses play) SSH! IT'S STARTING!

brilliant megan

brill write more soon

Fab Megan

Awwww Zoe and Zak tried, bless them....

I love this story!! Makes me laugh so much!

Great Megan lol xx

Thanks everyone

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Craig walks up the path of the McQueens, feeling quite awkward. It was now the next morning and he had to break it to John Paul about Mike's threat. So, he knocked on the door and Jacqui answered.

Jacqui: What do you want?

Myra: (from the kitchen) Who is it, Jack?

Jacqui: Craig.

John Paul then runs down the stairs, tripping half way down, then pushes Jacqui out the way of the door. He grabs his coat, walks out the door and slams it shut.

John Paul: Lets go.

Craig: Where?

John Paul: Anywhere... MOBs.

Craig: Alright then.

As the walk up the street Craig has no idea how he should break it to John Paul about Mike. He knew it'd break his heart, it broke his too, but Mike was rather scary when he wants to be. [B]

*

[B] Craig got the milkshakes and put them on the table and took such a long sip of his milkshake he dribbled it down his shirt. Some little kids in the Brownies began staring at him and began pointing at him and giggling, making him go bright red.

John Paul: Are you OK?

Craig: Well...

John Paul: You have something to say to me?

Craig slowly nods, then looks up by the stairs - noticing that Mike is tapping his fingers on the stone, watching his every move.

Craig: (blurts it out) I'm with Sarah!

John Paul: (mouth falls open) You what ?

Craig: (whispering) I'll tell you later, I love you, I promise, I do, come round by mine later, make sure nobody and I mean nobody is with you.

With that he put his coat on and ran back in the direction of The Dog.
Still, Mike was watching, happy that Craig had obeyed his words.

Fab Megan

brill meg

just read like lots of the fic.
fabby
continues soon

love it great writing, carry on soon please x