I've decided to write a Kress story Even though
certain people think I still like Kris - THEIR WRONG. Mwaahahahah. Ignore my randomness Just read the story, yeah ?

Jess lay on her bed. The previous night was rather drastic , but her weird little head loved being rather naughty and ripping Zoe's dress. Well, she obviously didn't care about that stupid dress that Darren got her. She cared about Kris .. that much just dozed off into Happy Prappy Kris Land ...

She walked out of two doors, looked around and everything was CHOCOLATE. She ran around, then she paused and looked down at the floor - THAT WAS CHOCOLATE TOO! She bent, down and licked the floor. Mmm .. so chocolatey. No, wait, wrong land, sorry.

She walked out of two doors, then turned and looked at them - THEY WERE KRIS DOORS. They were Kris with this slidy open door thing which OPENS , awesome, much. She turned back round and there were all people around - CROSSDRESSERS.Which looked like Kris. Then she looked at her shoes - oh my, her sandals were turning into his boots, then her skirt - INTO HIS SKINNY JEANS. Oh my ..


Zak: Jess ? What's up ? You look like your gonna cry.

Jess: I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO KRIS - Ahhh! Gey out!

She jumped up and slammed the door shut. Zak stood there for a moment, deciding that was obviously the weirdest moment in his life.


Continue or not ?

Lmao. Continue please. This would probably be the only time i would pass up chocolate land. KRIS LAND. Ohhh..

You know you love Kris really Megz

That made me laugh so much, your fics have been a real miss

Lol, how can you not like Kris?! Cool start btw!

KAY YOU SWEET TALKING KIWI . I'VE MISSED YOU I shall continue .. right now

Kris is sitting on the bench outside IL Gnosh , eating some of his Mothers homemade porridge.

Kris: Oh, Mummy, how I do love your porridge so ... if only you'd make me some more.

Tony then walks out ...

Tony: Love the shoes.

Kris: (laughs) Well ... y'know .. (smiles) I do work hard.

Tony: No, you don't. They look like a carwreck.

Kris: UGH! Have you seen your hair ? It looks like a cats been killed ...

Tony: (laughs) Says you, Barbie doll.

Kris: Ugh! I'm so much more of a Cindy doll.

Tony: Whatever, go somewhere else, yeah ? The customers don't like the smell of your Mums porridge.

Kris: (grins) You want to try some ?

Tony: No thanks, I've got a life, I don't want to die too early by choking.

Kris: Oh, go on.

Tony: I said no, you stupid Barbie.

Kris: Well you won't choke, it'll just ruin your hair.

Tony: (laughs) How would it ruin my hair ? You really are as dumb as you look. No, dumber.

Kris then picked up his bowl of porridge and tipped it over Tony's head.

Tony: (shrieks) You .. YOU .. IDIOT!

Kris beamed, turn on his heel, and music came on - Ah ah ah ah STAYIN ALIVE Ah ah ah ah ... then he walked on , working his booty

Tony: Ugh !

Lollzy Megan, how come syou haven't been on in AGES?! Ooh how I'd love to go to that land!

Hunni xxx

PMSL Megz this is sooooo funny. Love the porridge over Tony, nothing short of what he deserves

Oh and I'd love to see that image of Kris dancing to the music

Awww bless you Megz, where've you been hiding, it's been rather quiet on here, now I know why

I don't know.

I just .. haven't.



BUT I'M BACK.

And more evil.

Who's my first victim ? Mwahahaha ..

Lol, I can tell from this fic that you are a very funny person!

She's a crazy person (I mean that in the nicest possible way) never a dull moment with Megan about

Lol, I can tell! (In the nicest possible way, Megan!)

PORRIDGE. Of course, just why didn't I see that coming
Ktis dancing just put a nice picture in my head. Mmm

I'm still getting insulted. But oh well Everyone deserves to be happy, and I just always am. Better than being a miserable old bat though, innit

Lol yeah it is MUCH better.

Awwww Megan I wasn't insulting you, when I said you're crazy I meant it in a good way, you make everyone laugh and have a carry on. You come across as far too happy to be miserable

Oh and might I ask where the KIWI came from I'm slightly lol

Totally .. now I continue ...

Jess is trying to climb a wall , when Kris pops by.

Jess: Kris ... could you possibly help me get over his wall ?

Kris: Sure !

Kris then pushes Jess' bottom and she goes flying over the wall.

Kris: Oops.

Jess: Ouch.

Kris: Are you .. ok ?

Jess: Do I sound ok ?

Kris: Yes.

Jess: Well your wrong - GET ME AN AMBULANCE YOU NUTCASE.

Kris: (evil laugh) Thats not all I'll get ... MWAHAHAHA

Lol, that was great!

lol, great!

LMAO love it Megz omg Ive missed you *hugs* how are you??