I was on my usual wet Welsh fence about who was the best presenter...and then I decided late last night it was the new Jamie guy. Le geek unique! Sorry Alex (and his Ragtime Band) whichever one you are!
Things are backwards for Al. How Sad. You will understand. I am me. This is no clue. But I have the clues. Clues to reveal the real knife. If you follow, they will be revealed.
I'm rather liking the shaving foam look. In fact, I tried it this afternoon whilst popping down Le Tesco Petit (Tesco Metro, you simpletons!).
I popped out in the biting winds, all creamed and peaked up like a lemon meringue thinking I was da bomb. You'll be perversely pleased to note that after reaching into the chest freezer for some Tesco value frozen peas, I managed to physically smear 6 shop assistants (no, not that smear - I didn't have my lollipop stick handy), a Reebok'd-up chav and a pensioner. Quite a tally. Never has my cream rubbed off on so may people in one shop visit.
Anyway, after being escorted off the premises, leaving a trail of white muck behind me, I decided maybe I don't carry it off as well as Al (you can call him Al..as the ditty goes).
I'll be taking my fashion tips from Philip and Fearne next time, Al, or maybe one of those foxy, devilishly rampant Loose Women (but not the rough one who used to be in Corrie thankyou very kindly).
One more thing - after this heinous fashion error, brought on by yourself, you old trendsetter, just be lucky I aint sueing for emotional distress, damages and defoamation of character.
yeah whatever..... you try saying.... no i don't want to cover myself in shaving foam to channel4 hay... HAY...
well you know i didn't
and rsctbristol ..... you know me too well to know that i could never make a fashion statement even if i wanted... except that one time where i threw up on someones jumper and told them it was art and so couldn't take it off..
whoops..
la x
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ...... apparently
