I said I have a mission for CC!

anyone remember me?

Long live the Knife

wow, the Cult's really slown down a lot since i was last around!

Ok, it's me, Lange, in case ya hadn't guessed already. Yes, the founder of the Cult and your former leader has returned to you!
But fear not lamperella, i'm not coming to steal back my job off you, i'm only here for tonight, i just came to, err, check up on you guys

So seriously Knifers, how y'all doin?
Dunno why im askin ya hat actually seein as i talk to most of you all the time anyway. Do we have any new members?

Right Knifers, fare thee well, i'm off. From what i cans ee the Cult is flourishing under lampy so i can now rest in peace
hey soph i wonder if youll ever find this lol. GET UR ARSE BACK TO ENGLAND NOW!! i miss u

Look what the cat brought in.

helllllos culties
yáll alright?

I have returned!

The knife is happy to see yous!

I am happy to see the knife and all the knifers

T'was lonely here without yall!

i was lonely without you sweet!

a lonely knife is not a complete knife!

one and only holy knife,

i must tell you aboutthe success of both sweet and I's mission last night in lost OT!
SOMEONE was trying to touch sweet, no obviously i washaving none of it so i went over to protect my knifer just like a good knifer should, but then one of them started to get cocky so in the end i had to poor hot wax over him ad stick a wick in him so he was a candle, THEN another one thought she was better than us and tried to set us a fork cult, they wouldnt accept that the knife is the strongest and best cult ever so they threatened me with a fork, unbelieveable i know but they did, they thought that 3 brand new forkers would beat 2 long standing knifers! So in the end, we had to teach them and sweet killed them, one with the knife, we hope that our leader will be proud when she sees this and we thank you greatly knife for helping us in our mission to prove to the world that we will not be beaten

The knife is very proud of my hunny!
MY offical body-guard

You read right everyone

I am sweet body guard now

I shall be kept safe!

i am proud girlies! very proud...when i get back into the uk you will be rewarded

It is only our duty dearest lampy, we are pleased to serve the knife

Io have been unwell so the knife is looking after me

i hope the knife is doing a fine job!

boo!!! guess hus bk?? bk again, lol. how is u all??

Mighty fine job!

hiya rocker

so glad to hear that sweet, the knife will always do it's best!

Hows me knifers doing

greetings ceecee!

Sweet, knifers are better now i am home!