we bite into the crunchy middle east,
and digest everything with little abandonment
Bin Laden goes down a treat,
little threat is he from a newspaper.

what is a fundamentalist?
what is worth fighting for.
is it tony blair, or was it his hair
maybe it was george Bushes pubic hair.

Hmmmm, I prefer the vehicle of Limerick

A young Saudi rogue called Bin Laden,
While out for a stroll in his garden
Said: "From Afghanistan
I'm sure that I can
Beg the United State's pardon."

There was a bloke named Uncle Sam,
the one who burned half of Vietnam.
Now he's burning Iraq
for the gold which is black.
It's a crime but he don't give a damn.