You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."



A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."


Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.


Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

" A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "



AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

haha, thought this was about chicky wondering why she was married!

thats funny i shall copy/paste and send to my friends and family!

Haven't I already read this somewhere else??

probably, i put it in a few of the forums

So I see.

hehe

If you meet the right person married life is great, ive been married 6 years

i wouldnt trade her for the world...a bmw, but not the world..

jester, i hope i am also lucky to find a man like you..lol

quote:

Originally posted by Jester!!:
If you meet the right person married life is great, ive been married 6 years

i wouldnt trade her for the world...a bmw, but not the world..

Hmmmm well you haven't yet reached that "7 year Itch" and I have been married 23 yrs and now realise it's run it's course. I need OUT.
I'm happy for you if your marriage is good and lasts.

personal question but, after 23 years would you really up sticks n leave....?

i don't understand how after so long a couple can choose to separate, i hope i will never have that feeling, esp after 23 years

quote:

Originally posted by chicky:
jester, i hope i am also lucky to find a man like you..lol

Well you never know chicky, i have a bit of an itch developing that needs scratching..LOL

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Hmmmm well you haven't yet reached that "7 year Itch" and I have been married 23 yrs and now realise it's run it's course. I need OUT.
I'm happy for you if your marriage is good and lasts. [/QUOTE]

Sorry to hear that Savanna, my mum and dad were together 30 years before they split and she has never been happier

I have been with my wife 10 years does the itchyness only start during the marriage years or am i safe??

Well yes indeed Jester, and thanks for saying that. I still could have another 40+ yrs with someone else or even maybe better I could do what I want and go where I want and have a life.
I have waited until our children have finished their education and now it's MY time.

Funny that, my mum waited until i left home (im the youngest), then i think she thought, err is this it looking at my dad in the armchair for the rest of her life?

so she sold up and bought a place by the cost in dorset and does as she pleases in her twilight years

good luck on any decisions yo make savanna!

..on any decision YOU make not yo! Im not from the hood!

Thanks Jester.

quote:

Originally posted by Jester!!:

quote:

Originally posted by chicky:
jester, i hope i am also lucky to find a man like you..lol

Well you never know chicky, i have a bit of an itch developing that needs scratching..LOL

it was sarcasm lol @ the BMW comment earlier..

i have 2 weddings in the next 5 weeks eek.

well i'll never get married no one will have me, i cant even get a casual fling these days!

Thats only because Matthew Perry hasn't met you yet!

and im sure he will till u woooooooooooo him dear pips...

gah my post was deleted!

i have met him jester go see my photo with him!

go to my space dot com slash charlotte larsen
(no spaces)

it said you have either cancelled your membership, or been booted up the jacksy and been deleted!

but i believed you hun...

quote:

Originally posted by chicky:
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

Never falter at the alter.

deleted? where?

my spaz works fine for me...

anyhoo... i look hot with matthew LOL