1. People can't read the message on your t-shirt.
2. Eye contact with men is nigh on impossible.
3. Men sometimes "accidentally" fall into you.
4. Situations in cramped lifts are only made worse.
5. You feel an obligation to be blonde.

6. When it all hangs out, you look like Dolly Parton with the tyres let down...
7. You realise that as far as the average bloke is concerned, you REALLY ARE are just a pair of tits on legs!
8. It's awful having to have Ant & Dec permanently up yer T-Shirt! (a right pair of tits...)
9. When you make coffees for the office, men keep asking for milk from the breast...
10. The most diplomatic bloke in the office is primed up to let you know gently that you, in fact, smell of milk!

Fx

Look on the bright side, when you get older your knees will never be cold.

11.You can't use a skipping rope or a trampoline without attracting a large crowd of men.

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Originally posted by TheWorks:
1. People can't read the message on your t-shirt.
2. Eye contact with men is nigh on impossible.
3. Men sometimes "accidentally" fall into you.
4. Situations in cramped lifts are only made worse.
5. You feel an obligation to be blonde.

5 bad reasons for being big chested?
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I can think of two really GOOD reasons

What do you call a female sprinter with black eyes and bruised knees?

Speedygonebraless!

Two words: Revolving doors