If bad people get sent to Coventry, where do bad people from Coventry get sent?
And what colour does a smurf turn when you strangle it?
And what colour does Kermit go when he's jelous?

Lmao!

Nice riddles! Heres some of the ones i find funny

1: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

2: Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

3: Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

4: When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

I like them aswell!

Never eat yellow snow...

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Lmao!

Nice riddles! Heres some of the ones i find funny

1: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

2: Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

3: Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

4: When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Would the answer to no.4 be "Sausages?"

If Gordon Ramsey was a woman, would his show be called "Hells Bitchin"

fundangle by name, chef in a previous life, by nature.

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If bad people get sent to Coventry, where do bad people from Coventry get sent?

Croydon, obviously.

Why do they call it the rush hour? No one is rushing, they are all stuck!
And traffic jams?? Never had any on toast!

What is FAT and Wide jumped in a taxi and fell out the other SIDE

Ok, heres some from the paper.
1.How much deeper would the ocean be withiut sponges?
2.How young can you die of old age?
3.What if there were no hypothetical situations?
4.If a schizophrenic threatens suicide is it a hostage situation?
5.Before the drawing board was invented what did they go back to?
6.If you try to fail & suceed which have you done?
7.Will your answer to this question be no?
8.Why cant women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
9.Why dont you ever see a phsycic winning the lottery?
10.How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work?
11.How do keep off the grass signs get there?
12.If a person says theyre a pathalogical liar can you believe them?
13.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
14.Why do they steraloze the needle for lethal injections?
15.What came first, the chicken or the egg?

lol