I've been drinking with the world cup, when Becks scores I drink Becks, when Scholes scores, I drink Skoll, when Miller scores I drink Miller.......Thank god David Seamen has retired!
According to Skinner and Baddiel, "Football's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming..." Yeah, but it's not staying very long, is it? And can Mum do it's washing, please, it's got to be back on the dole on Monday.
