plz someone make me laugh..i coul really do with cheering up.

This is my favourite joke of all time so it's my best shot to give you a giggle:

The vicar and the village idiot

VICAR: (looking around, it's a lovely morning)
Mmm! Spring in the air, Tom...

Tom: (peeved)
Spring in the air yourself, vicar!

Frankie xxx

Boy: "My history homework's too hard! Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?"
Dad: "Don't know, son!"
Boy: "Well when did Napoleon die?"
Dad: "No idea, son!"
Boy: "Do you know when the slave trade was abolished?"
Dad: "Nope!"
Boy: "What about the year the Wright brothers first flew?"
Dad: "Haven't a clue, son!"
Boy: "Dad, you don't mind me asking questions do you?"
Dad: "Not at all, it's the only way to learn anything!"

Did you know that Yay4Claire is an anagram of 'The most wonderful person in the world' Gotta go, Dyslexia class is starting.

thanx they all made me laugh eps that last one!

My favourite joke was probably the first one invented.

John: What has two legs, a tail and says 'miaow'?
Sue: A cat.
John: Oh, you've heard it before

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Originally posted by brian the can:
My favourite joke was probably the first one invented.

John: What has two legs, a tail and says 'miaow'?
Sue: A cat.
John: Oh, you've heard it before

That joke has certainly cheered me up i was in stiches

Ref your sig, foxy

not all of it is lice, some of it is vermin

Frankie xxx