Two men are in a pub.

Man One: Your round!
Man Two: So are you you fat *******

Very funny,

A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"

Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"

"May I please have a drink?"

"What? You have to speak up!"

"Could I please have a drink?"

"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."

"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

Another classic.

Can I ask Little Miss Vixen what does the ******* mean?

It can mean anything you want it to but when I say it I usually say *******

Edit: b*s*a*d

LOL good one!

quote:

Originally posted by LittleMissVixen!:
Two men are in a pub.

Man One: Your round!
Man Two: So are you you fat *******

lol