Years ago someone told me this great joke. I can remember the punchline, but not the beginning. Can anyone help me out. The punchline is:
Then the donkey died and the cat pissed on the strawberries!

Are you taking the mick? Even If you are I'm going to find some way to make this into a wicked joke.

A donkey, a cat and some strawberries are waliking along a cliff. The donkey turns to the cat and says,
"I bet you can't push me off this cliff and humiliate those strawberries."
The cat says,
"Wunna bet?"...

Excellent, but I don't remember any cliffs in it. Any more?

How about:

Tonight's headlines: During a kinky, bizarre sex game...

(you could put more after the dots, but the imagination runs leaving it. Lol).

What about:

On board Red Dwarf, Danny John-Jules' character is told to make sure the fruit stays unspoiled while Rimmer attends to his ass!

Love the Red Dwarf one. I salute you. (But I don't remember a space-ship in it).

juts nearly peed in my pants at the red dwarf one - well done

Shirl, are you still licking the superman stamps you bought in the 60s memorabilia auction?

Derrrr?.....What's that got to do with Red Dwarf?

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Originally posted by Shirl the Whirl:
Derrrr?.....What's that got to do with Red Dwarf?

Ha well said shirl you tell um

Consider myself told.