OK, YOU'RE GAY - SO WHAT?


HETEROSEXUAL MODESTY!


DON'T tell me what I said 10 YEARS AGO!


Unless you pay me, I'm not promoting your over-priced brand on my chest!


Down with thongs!

THIS IS A T-SHIRT

I'M A SUICIDE BOMBER

HELLO MUM

NO, I DON'T TAKE IT UP THE ARSE

If you can read this, someone's stolen my jacket

My other tee-shirt is a vest

Honk if you don't use deodorant!

MY OTHER SHIRT IS A BLOUSE

WHY YES THEY ARE REAL

These are my tits. My face is higher

Dont be jealous

binge drinker

CHAVS AREN'T NEW -
THEY'RE JUST RECYCLED
OLD SLAGS!

Fx

my fave is: "I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up!"

An Xmas t-shirt from my brother has a picture of a gift tag, and on it is written: "To women, from God!"

"Same shirt, different idiot reading it"

"<404 - Slogan not found>"

"You've been a bad girl/boy go to my room!"

...or printed upside down on the back: "If you can read this please, prop me back up on the nearest bar stool"

quote:

Originally posted by Missyme25:
These are my tits. My face is higher

and I'm a bloke, is there something wrong with you

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
CHAVS AREN'T NEW -
THEY'RE JUST RECYCLED
OLD SLAGS!
QUOTE]

That is so unfair Frankie, I know some old slags who take umbrage at that.

!!!

Sorry about that...

How about:

"LADETTES" AREN'T NEW
IT'S JUST ANOTHER NAME
FOR SLAG...

Surely that's OK?

You'd need an XL T shirt for this one...

Allah: all knowing, sees all that has been or will ever be...

God: knows all, sees all...

mmm... bang their effin heads together then...


Frankie xxx

PLEASE TELL ME IF MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE

IVE GOT KNEES

PUNCH ME, IM STUPID.

I HAVE NO NIPPLES

CHAVS: DON’T BE SORRY FOR WHAT YOU SAY – IT’S THE PERSON LISTENING WHO IS SORRY…


PUT ASBO’S IN THE STOCKS NOW!
Tomato Growers Association


WHY HAVEN’T WE GOT THE BALLS TO CASTRATE RAPISTS & PAEDO’S?


NATURAL JUSTICE: HEMP


Frankie xxx

Worship my manboobs!

I have despatched a warship to sort out your manboobs

I'M NOT PREJUDICE -
SOME OF MY BEST
FRIENDS ARE RACISTS!

And one of my favourite T Shirts that I wore until it was just a rag:

RACISM IS A DIRTY,
MUCKY SCHISM

Fx

I BLAME HITLER

FREDDIE STARR LIVES IN MY BUTTOCKS

WEEKEND GOAT LOVER

DO I LOOK RAPEY?

YES I'M A BITCH ! BUT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS *******

I'm new to this forum,so I thought I would ask if anyone wanted anything from the shop?

5 Park Drive if they've got 'em!!!

Cheers!

Frankie xxx

quote:

Originally posted by brian the can:
I'm new to this forum,so I thought I would ask if anyone wanted anything from the shop?

Can I have the till (+ contents), please?

Saw a great slogan on a t shirt in Singapore which read:

"God heard what you said"

not funny per se, but humourously weird.

I like that...

How about

God heard what you said,
in fact, he knew you were
going to say it
(and so did Allah...)

A bit long, but a long one works wonders now and again!

Fx