Three Italian Nuns die, and go to Heaven where they are met by St Peter.

He says:

"Ladies! You all led such wonderful lives that I am granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." *POOF* she's gone

The second nun says, "I want to be Madonna." *POOF* she's gone

The third nun says, "I want to be Sarah Pippalini."

St Peter says, "Who!"

"Sarah Pipalini," replies the nun handing him a newspaper clipping.

"No sister, this headline says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 1900 men in six months."

3 nuns riding their bikes take a turn down a cobbled street.

One say's "I've never come this way before!"

Then there was the poor nun who was asked to leave the nunnery when they caught her doing press-ups in the cucumber patch.

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Originally posted by Shirl the Whirl:
Then there was the poor nun who was asked to leave the nunnery when they caught her doing press-ups in the cucumber patch.

Slight variation on that joke: What is the definition of suspicion? A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber patch.

*grabs coat & leaves*

LOL

There are three nuns waiting outside the gates of heaven and St Peter goes ..right i need to ask you a question first

To the first nun he asks "who was the first women " and she goes evev" - that's correct now u can enter

to the second one he goes "and where did eve live" she replies " in the garden of eden" - that's correct so she goes in

now the third nun is a mother superior so he has to ask her a harder question "wot did eve say to adam when they first met" - oooo that's a hard one and St Peter replies "that's correct u can go in!"

this is the one from the vicar of dibley n i am awful at telling jokes so sorry!

Two nuns sitting on a park bench, and flasher goes past, one has a stroke, the other couldn't reach