A man goes into a tattooists, rolls up his sleeves and tells the tattooist he wants to look like his hero, Robbie Williams. The tattooist works away for a while but when the man looks he sees not a maori work of art on his forearms but lots of tattooed hair from elbow to wrist making his arms look almost monkey-like. "what are you doing?" demands the man."Do you even know who Robbie williams is??" "Of course!" says the tattooist, rather alarmed. "I've seen Mrs Doubtfire 3 times!"