Originally posted by Elizabeth-the-third:
A farmer went into his local pub with his three pet ducks. The barman starts talking to the ducks.
Barman: Hello duck, what's your name.
Duck 1: Bob.
Barman: How's your day been?
Bob: It was great, I've been in and out of puddles all day.
Barman: Hello Duck what's your name?
Duck 2: Bill
Barman: How's your day been?
Bill: It was great, I've been in and out of puddles all day.
Barman: Hello Duck, what's your name?
Duck 3: Puddles, and don't even ask me how my day has been.
