The little indian boy goes to to the grandfather of the tribe and asks him:
Grandfather. How do we get our names?
The Indian Chief looks at the boy and answers:
When your mother was born, I cam out from the tent and saw a beautiful sun rising, so she was called Sun Rising. When your father was born, I came out from the tent and the river was flowing quickly, so he was called Running Water. Tell me Two Dogs F*c!ing, why do you ask?

LOL!!

lol heard that a lot recently!