a nun walks onto a bus, which is empty except for the driver. the nun says to the driver: 'i'm goin to die soon but i want three wishes fulfilled before i do. firstly, i want to have sex, but i must die a virgin, so the sex has to be anal. secondly, i cannot commit adultery, so the bloke has to be a stranger to me and i must not tell any one else.' the nun then ask the bus driver if he thinks he's up to fulfilling the wishes. the bus driver readily agress and takes the nun upstairs, promptly fulfilling the first wish, but afterwards he feels very guilty and says to the nun: 'i'm afraid i've lied to you, i am in fact married with three chidren.' the nun relies: thats ok, i've lied too. my names kevin and im off to a fanct dress party!!!'
