wot am i? im a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long with little hairs on one end and a little hole on the other. 4most of the day i am layin down, but i am ready 4 instant action. when in use, i move back and 4wards ad in and out of a warm moist hole. when the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and i return2 my original position. what am i? i am your very own .............