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He who laughs last.........didn't get the joke

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.......but you have to be a really good aim

Early to bed, early to rise.........you're first in the queue when the Post Office opens

Where there's a will.....there's long-lost relatives coming out of the woodwork


~~~Damp and smelling slightly of mothballs...~~~
 
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A bird in the hand .... mmmmmm

Too many cooks ..... are on TV these days.

Out of the frying pan, into the coronary care ward.


~~meh~~
 
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