A midget was just walking along one day, he went to cross the road then BAM!!! a car knocked him over! The man drving jumped out of his car and ran over to the midget who was slowly getting up and brushing himself down. 'Im so sorry!, i didnt see you' said the man in the car. The midget walked over to the driver and said 'Im not happy you know' 'so which one are you?' said the driver.
PLEASE DON'T KILL NIALL 
