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A woman walks into a pet shop and asks "i have come about one of those clit licking frogs you have advertised in the window" Shop keeper "quie madam"
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I stroked a Beaver at Drayton Manor
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OLD MOTH-EATEN FRENCH JOKE THAT I LOVE: Have you seen a French Army Knife? It's got a corkscrew and a white flag... Not that I hate the French or anything like that, I think they're very pleasant to deal with, especially Parisians!
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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I call my poodle "Baguette", because it's French bred.
President G W Bush once criticised the French saying they had no word for entrepreneur.
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