A list of people who should be "dealt with"...


Anyone who is "in yer face"; or who has "attitude"; or is loud and aggressive without talent or ability...

Anyone who adopts anything remotely "street" as either a fashion statement or lifestyle...

Anyone who, when in a foreign or host country, speaks their native language loudly and aggressively on public transport or in the street...(especially my street)

Anyone who is an hass-whole (that probably includes you...)

Anyone who posts a list of people who should be "dealt with..."

Anyone called Tony or Gordon (just to be on the safe side, taking Herod’s view...)

Anyone who has an ear piercing who is not a) a woman, b) a sailor, or c) a genuine Romany...

Anyone who has a body piercing...

Anyone who has a body...

Revised: Anyone who has a body piercing who is NOT part of an ethnic African tribe...

Anyone who has a tattoo who is not a sailor...

Any sailor who has a tattoo that is not a Crown & Anchor...

Any tattoo that does not have a suitable sailor responsible for it...

Any religious fruit-cakes... OR religious tea-time assorteds...

Anyone who doesn’t believe that we are all created equal...

Anyone who will not "love thy neighbour..."

Anyone who believes that they and only they are "the chosen few"...

Anyone who knocks on your door to "save you..." (except firemen)

Anyone else, really...


Frankie xxx

Anybody who holds up the Argos queue by asking questions about things they could have read in the catalogue. Or any kind of question really, do the research in your own time!

People (usually chavs) with the new mobile phones with a built in speaker that insist on playing their (usually woefully hideous underground rap) music on the train/bus.

The inventor of the above said gadget.

...well, chavs as well while I'm at it.

People who say:

• "At the end of the day" when not referring to sundown.
  
• "Multi-tasking". We Amiga users have been doing it for nearly 20 years!
  
• "I'd rather be busy than doing nothing". The catchphrase of the laziest people at work.
  
• "Listen" when they've already got my attention. ie "Floppy, listen, I've got this problem..."
  

People who get in front of me then walk at half my speed.

People who step off escalators then stop.

Anyone involved with Direct Line, Picture Loans, Diamond Car Insurance, Sheila's Wheels adverts!

External - for not knowing there is no woeful or hideous underground rap, there is only 'rap' with a capital C.

People who ask if you are reading the paper you are sitting on.

Any lorry drivers who stray from the inside lane, especially on the 2 lane bits of the A1 (you know who you are and you know you should be shot - no excuses entered into)

Gordon Brown, if he becomes Tony the pony's (that's pony in the Shetland pony sense of the word, as in useless except for looking at) successor without a fight we should start a revolution. If he wants to be primeminister he can go be primeminister of the Scotish Parliament, the phoney.

'Room 101' since Paul Merton took over from Nick Hancock. It's not 'Room 101' anymore it's a free skip for celebs to dump stuff in.

'Room 101' why don't they tie a cage of rats to guests and light a fire underneath it, like what George Orwell said.

James May from Top Gear. The only reason Richard Hammond is in hospital is because James "I'm to posh and boring and spineless to follow through what I agreed to do" May didn't turn up, because he lost what ever bottle he had - presumably an imagined bottle his daddy bought for him.

Saddam Hussein - this fair trial business is not working, they should shoot him in the head and then listen to what he says.

Tony Blair (see saddam Hussein)

And me, especially when I'm in the casino I like to be dealt with cards.

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External - for not knowing there is no woeful or hideous underground rap, there is only 'rap' with a capital C.

Good point well made.

I'm not sure the stuff I mean is called "(c)rap" tho, I'm not 'street' enough to be 'down with the kids' to absorb the lingo. It's the stuff they play on Channel U on Sky. I didn't realise it was a music channel for ages, I thought it was a comedy channel it's so funny!

Anyone who is in Asda at the same time I am. There's no need!!!!!!!! especially those who think its a fun day out for all the family on a Sunday. For God's sake go to church!

Not all rap is crap btw. Try The Roots - Phrenology album for melodic hip hop with not b**ches'n'hoes. Or Talib Kweli. Or Mos Def. Or Jurrasic 5 for old school beats! Yo, I'm down wiv it MFer.

Whoever came up with those anti-smoking adverts with the dead people before they were dead and on iron lungs. I havent stopped smoking but now I'm on 2 nightmares a day!



Anyone who in all seriousness has ever said "Its Political Correctness Gone Mad".

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Originally posted by GreenRug:
Anyone who is in Asda at the same time I am. There's no need!!!!!!!! especially those who think its a fun day out for all the family on a Sunday. For God's sake go to church!

Not all rap is crap btw. Try The Roots - Phrenology album for melodic hip hop with not b**ches'n'hoes. Or Talib Kweli. Or Mos Def. Or Jurrasic 5 for old school beats! Yo, I'm down wiv it MFer.

Made me laugh, dude. I agree, for some families I think the 'Weekend Big Shop' is a highlight.

As for rap I was just knocking at the 'new' stuff I hear on the train/bus. Awful mess!! I have a penchant for 'Old School' stuff myself, Public Enemy's 'Nation Of Millions.." is a work of art! But if you wanna hear some real stuff from the heart check out 4thQuarter and their album 'Live From Iraq'. Yep, real soldiers, real war, real situations. Kinda puts life in perspective...

Anyway, we're off topic...carry on!

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Originally posted by Dessie Bonbon:
Whoever came up with those anti-smoking adverts with the dead people before they were dead and on iron lungs. I havent stopped smoking but now I'm on 2 nightmares a day!



Anyone who in all seriousness has ever said "Its Political Correctness Gone Mad".

LOL Denise

My list of people who should be dealt with
...........................................

My mum who tuts all the way through every programme I ever watched with her- inc. Watch with Mother

Our postman who only comes every 3 days. No post for 2 days then 4 sackfulls!

Anthea Turner

The woman at the end of my street who has a disabled sticker but has nothing wrong with her nor has ever been seen with anyone disabled in her car.

Les Battersby

The C4 laughs team who won't tell us the closing date of the Time travel Comp.

The girl with the Pearl Earring

My cat for being sick on the new carpet

Anyone who wants to be on Big Bro.

My bully of a metalwork teacher. Even now, the sight of rust still makes me run home shouting, 'I'm going to get my dad onto you'!

My dad for not going to school to sort out the above.

My dad again for reminding me I am the headmaster and should sort out Ironman myself.

Mr. Kipling.

Jackie Trent for the lyrics of Rupert the Bear and Neighbours

The scriptwriter on Animals do the Funniest Things.

Mr. Sheen

The man behind me in Asda, who tries to walk quicker than me tutting like my mum

Anyone else who knows me

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I feel better now. Does anyone want anything from the shop?

Oh, I forgot to mention...
......and anyone who invades Poland.

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Originally posted by brian the can:
Oh, I forgot to mention...
......and anyone who invades Poland.

Poland has little use.

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Originally posted by Babooshka.:

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Originally posted by brian the can:
Oh, I forgot to mention...
......and anyone who invades Poland.

Poland has little use.

You're right, Babooshka, well not since they invented indoor toilets anyway.

Frankie xxx

* ppl hu typ in txt spch

* Anyone who owns an ipod/mp3 player


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