2 stoats in a bar. 1 was drunk. He says 2 the other "Ive been seeing your mother." The sober stoat ignores him. The drunk stoat again says a bit louder, "OI, Ive been seeing your mother" Again the sober stoat ignores him. The drunk stoat this time shouts for everyone to hear "OI ive been with your mother". The sober stoat turns around & says "Thats enough. Go home dad, youre drunk!"

LMAO!

Thats a good one!

Thanx!!

im loving that joke

Excellent. I hate stoats.

haha thats good

Whats the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

Weasels are weaselly recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.