Here are a few things that get on my nerves

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is mate, where the hell is yours? Do I point at myself
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here doofus?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?!". No Loser, I paid good money to come to the cinema and stare at the popcorn ridden floor.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?..... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I know, a bit more than a few
What gets on your nerves?

Ella xx

#34 of the Paul O'Grady fan club!

#7 of the Buster fan club

#10 of the Olga fan club

#6 of the Louie fan club

Friends are the family you can choose!

Haa haa theyre ace!! Ive had a good laugh at them! So true, though!!

How about:that takes the biscuit. Eh?
six & two threes-well that makes twelve, why dont they just say twelve??
its raining cats & dogs-no, its water duh!!
Its brass monkeys-where does that come from?

How about when people say it's my life - duh a little bit too obvoius

Ive drawn a blank. Well if its blank theres nothing there!!

When they say "you can't keep a good man down". Yes, you can...

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Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
When they say "you can't keep a good man down". Yes, you can...

...all you need is a good thick lock and chain!

This thread is great! Ok, here's some more from me:

When people say, 'It's none of my business, but...' OR 'Can I give you a little bit of advice' - you're going to find out what they think whether you like it or not lol.

People who talk really loudly on their mobile phones so that the whole bus/train knows every detail of their conversation.

People who try and push in bus queues when you've been waiting 20 mins and they've only just arrived.

Market research people with clipboards in city centres *tip - just walk very very quickly past them and avoid all eye contact!*

People who take ages to pay at checkouts and seem oblivious to the huge queue forming behind them.

When people end a sentence with "If you know what I mean.

YES, you just told me, what are you a goldfish!

fundangle by name, frustrated by morons.

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Originally posted by starsarebright:

People who take ages to pay at checkouts and seem oblivious to the huge queue forming behind them.

I was at a checkout the other day and this lady, not only having streams of items to pay for, couldn't decide how to pay for them. First she decided to pay by cash then changed her mind and wanted to pay by cheque then changed her mind again and wanted to pay by card and then finally decided to pay with cash. I was about to explode

That happened to me when I was slightly drunk once. I climbed on the belt, laid down and snored.

fundangle by name, banned by asda.

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Originally posted by fundangle:
That happened to me when I was slightly drunk once. I climbed on the belt, laid down and snored.

fundangle by name, banned by asda.

Ha ha thats wicked!!

When people say "I'll wipe that smile off your face" and they don't have a cloth with them.

People who ask "Are you reading that paper you're sitting on?"

People who start a sentence with "you won't believe this ..." so why tell me.

People who make vows at a wedding to stay with you through sickness and health, for richer or poorer and then sleep with the milkman and discard you as detritous and then when you kill them you end up doing life in a grotty prison sharing a cell with Mr Justin "you look like a girl so I'll be shagging you every hour" Angry-Buttplugger.

1. When I ask what is for dinner, only to get the reply 'It won't be long'. Next time she says 'Do you love me', I'll say, 'were'nt you paying attention?'

2. When someone says, 'I'm not being funny' and then you wonder if they were trying to be funny before and you hadn't noticed.

3. Why in hell does so much stuff have to happen at the end of the day? What's wrong with knocking off at lunchtime?

4. When people say, 'if I were you'. If you were me you'd do what I'd do cos you're me. Shouldn't they be saying, 'if you were me'?

5. When a pub landlord says 'Last orders at the bar'. Have you ever tried to order drinks from a table 20 feet away? I mean, where else are you likely to order drinks?

6. Why is it that you pay an extortionate price for a cinema ticket, only to have some bored looking youngster rip it up in front of you only a few yards from where you bought it?

7. I cannot abide people on public transport with personal music players that are not personal. Music players and mobile phones should cut out if they come into contact within ten feet of more than two other people.

8. Jobsworths! Come on guys get a life! Systems are meant to serve people, not the other way around. If you can't be bothered to help a customer, move aside and give your job to someone who will.

9. People who, unnecessarily, go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on..... (lol)

Shane

Success arrives when failure stops paying attention.

1. When you're trying to teach somebody a new, more efficient way to do something and they say, "But we've always done it this way."

2. People who make a "W" with their thumbs and forefingers accompanied by the inane, "Whatever" - Feckless teenagers are particularly adept at this.

3. Anyone who wears a hat while driving, as this somehow renders them devoid of any sort of road sense. Trust me, it's true! Whether it's a boy racer in a baseball cap or an old fart in a herringbone, pork-pie number, you'll see!

I'll have to post my other six after lunch, as have to go and calm down again now!

Ah, that's better! More things I can't stand...

4. People who persist in blocking the middle lane of the motorway despite there being nothing on the inside lane between them and the horizon.

5. People who say, "It's God's will," when something happens. How arrogant are they? It's bad enough they try and tell me what I'm thinking, let alone the thoughts of the supreme being.

6. People who vote for BB contestants, or any other reality TV show where talent is not the prime requisite for being on it.

7. Parents who shout at their kids, "stop crying, or I'll really give you something to cry about!" Especially the ones in supermarkets, they scare me!

8. Rich people who think there's a conspiratorial plot against the upper class just because they aren't allowed to fox hunt, beat their servants and snort cocaine of a poor nephew's buttocks anymore.

9. Being patronised by somebody less intelligent than me - the police are especially good at this, "Could sir not read the road sign?"

Wow, this is very cathartic - more threads like this please, Ella!

Thanks for that Ella II. I'm now appalled at myself. My mother's been teaching hearing impaired kids for 20 years and I didn't know that about the "W" as sign language. OK, so it's acceptable if you're hearing impaired, but definitely not otherwise.

I will be able to annoy the hell out of my mum now though, so thanks again!

This is such a good thread, my turn to rant!!

People who rummage about in their nose in cars, WE CAN SEE YOU!!

Tripping up in the street then trying to look cool when everyone around you are obviously stiffling hysterics.

David Platt in Corrie, (dont get me started!)

The fact that when I run my thighs make a clapping sound

The general publics "God given right" to tell me how fat I am. NO,REALLY? I HADNT NOTICED!

People who blow their smoke into your mouth as you walk by them urgh!

fashion shop assistants who look at me in complete shock if I dare to enter their emporiums (okay I may have a silhouette similar to Mr H Simpson but I dont spend my life in a moomoo!)

The main thing I cant stand is said silhouette, Oh God get me out of this body!(yes, I am doing something about it, quite successfully, but it's never fast enough is it ladies?)

That names outrageous, I love it Tammy Spangles he he he! !!!

Frankie xxx

one thing I found quite annoying was when I used to be a "salad dodger" 18 stone and I lost all the weight... now a sexy 12 stone... people who knew me 2 years ago, dont recognise me in the street at first it was quite cool but now its generally annoying "HEY JADE! STOP RUNNING ITS ME!!! HEY!!!" then I get beat up for stalking...... only did it the once

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Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
That names outrageous, I love it Tammy Spangles he he he! !!!

Frankie xxx

I know, it's great isn't it, my mate and I made up porn star names for each other before a night of clubbing, we didn't act like our pseudonames, but we had a scream. By the way her name was Suzziey Sparkles lol!!!!!!!!

Goths.

Oh you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO unique, original, and non conformist. Just like the other 50 million of you.



Chris Martin.

I have my reasons.



Herbal tea.

Nettle, peppermint, calomine, IT ALL TASTES LIKE HOT WATER. I'd get more favour boiling some pot pourri.