Well............ six stone AND a bit........

Oh the shame!

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Originally posted by The Glamourous Snowdrop

Goths.
Oh you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO unique, original, and non conformist. Just like the other 50 million of you.

Chris Martin.
I have my reasons.
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Love these.

Add to Goths; Emo Kids (the new goth), Nu-metallers and Skate Punks - all victims of "yoof" marketing, just too stupid to realise it, bless 'em!

Chris Marten? I'm intrigued... will you please enlighten us?

I totally agree on the whole emo thing. What a bunch of idiots!

I had the misfortune of actually meeting Chris Martin before the fame. (My director and friend used to be a "techie" and used to set up for bands and artists in clubs, one of them being Mr Martin). I'm the kind of person who gets on with everyone but even I couldn't stomach the git for longer than 20 minutes. He was a sanctimonius, self important idiot then and he is now.

I would be more impressed with him if he actually did more for charity than promote his kill-yourself-to tunes. I would have more respect if he just worked one day in a charity shop WITHOUT alerting the press he was there than standing a stand telling people to open their wallets and donate money when he could probably end world debt with his loose change.

The guy is an idiot. End off.

I also met Matt Bellamy from Muse before the fame. He bought me a drink (in a platonic way. My ex used to live on the same street as him). He was actually very nice. He is SOOOOOO short!!!!! Came up to my chest!

Ooooh get me! Name dropping!

....I can tell you feel quite strongly about this!
What is it about musicians that makes them think because their band has a modicum of talent they have the right to preach to the rest of us; U2, Sting, Coldplay and Chumbawamba (not in the same league, but just as irritating)- That darn Bob Geldof has a lot to answer for!

...Speaking of nice but short pop stars (and name-dropping) I once met Kelly Jones (Extremely short ... in fact, almost Jack Dee short, whom I once held a door open for in Bath which he didn't even acknowledge!)

My best friend KNOWS Warrick Davis!!!! WARRICK DAVIS, PEOPLE!!!!! That's the little guy from Willow, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and Harry Potter. He was also in the last series of extras. The guy is a legend! I'm deperately trying to get his autograph without seeming a pushy friend.

You win! I just can't compete with name dropping stars of that stature. (sorry, couldn't help myself)

DRUM ROLL!!!!

lmao i agree all of those things r annoyin

What about "Can you draw the curtains?" - Well give me a pen & paper & I will happily oblige!!
Also, "What's in the pipeline?" - Usually water, gas, leccy, etc.

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Originally posted by Littley:
What about "Can you draw the curtains?" - Well give me a pen & paper & I will happily oblige!!
Also, "What's in the pipeline?" - Usually water, gas, leccy, etc.

It's the same with draing straws, you always get some idiot that sits there literally drawing one

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Originally posted by The Glamourous Snowdrop:
Well............ six stone AND a bit........

Oh the shame!

Wow congrats TGS... its not an easy task and yeah a lot of my former bullies I've been having a go at now. its great!

and I read in the paper if I joined weight waters I would have been teenage slimmer of the year and won 6 grand!

watchers*

Have you ever wondered why words beginning with X sound like Zs? It's because if all words beginning with Z sounds were under Z, then there would be even less under X as there is. Mad!

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Originally posted by cosmos100:


Wow congrats TGS... its not an easy task and yeah a lot of my former bullies I've been having a go at now. its great!

I tell you what is even better. When you are walking down the street with you fab new figure and this huge person passes you and sheepishly says "hello". You smile back and carry on wondering where you have seen that face. Then you realise it's Ann Lawe, the skinny popular girl who once locked you in the toilets and called you "Thunder thighs" at school.

5 kids by 5 different dads had REALLY hit her body hard. I'm talking needing a scooter to get around big!

was in pizza shop last week when the guy says do you want your pizza cutting 4 or 8 and the other bloke says just 4 i cant eat 8

It's like my flatmate, when asked if he wanted ketchup in his burger, said "Nah, just tomato sauce"........

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Originally posted by ~Ella~:
Here are a few things that get on my nerves

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is mate, where the hell is yours? Do I point at myself
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here doofus?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?!". No Loser, I paid good money to come to the cinema and stare at the popcorn ridden floor.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?..... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I know, a bit more than a few
What gets on your nerves?

Someone's been watching Lee Evans haven't they?

My current bugbear tho, are those people (mainly the under 25s especially students) who have replaced the word "Said" with "Was/Am like", ie:

"My Dad was like, 'Where you going?' And I'm like, 'Out with friends'. And he was like, 'What friends?' ...and on it goes... Grrrr...

And when at a concert and the 'artiste' on stage asks the crowd "Are you ready?"!! We bought the tickets months ago, we've had enough time to prepare but now you mention it could you give us another half hour....?

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Originally posted by External Floppy:

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Originally posted by ~Ella~:
Here are a few things that get on my nerves

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is mate, where the hell is yours? Do I point at myself
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here doofus?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?!". No Loser, I paid good money to come to the cinema and stare at the popcorn ridden floor.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?..... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I know, a bit more than a few
What gets on your nerves?

Someone's been watching Lee Evans haven't they?

Who's Lee Evens? My mate emailed it to me, thought it was funny and posted it

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Who's Lee Evens?

Dunno if this ones been posted, just scanned over the thread, but I hate it when people say "no offence but..." Its always followed by the most offensive thing you've ever heard

Also when people are telling a story and they say: "So I turned around and said..." when in fact they didnt turn around at all. They were already facing the person. So unless they randomly turn around on the spot when talking to people they are telling a complete lie so I don't know why people say it.

People who exaggerate (sp?) stories to make them sound more interesting.

People who say 'k' or 'kk' when you are talking to them online, whether on msn or forums etc. Its always been a pet hate of mine, I don't even know why, I just think it sounds rude. As if its saying "whatever, I don't really care" And is it really that hard to type ok properly?