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This reminds me of being at work - they keep coming out with one-liners, they're too quick for me but very funny.
Here's a good tip: I used to clean a factory in Devon & we collected the newspapers to read later. When Harry (65) came in at 8pm then he used to nick them all, so one night I got Nikki, 19 from Middlesex, hid the stories & put her next to the signing in book. After he had signed in, they told me upstairs he "looked a bit flushed" & I said "it serves the theiving git right for nicking our papers" & took them back out of his bin. Try it ...
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer ?
Originally posted by Wolves Helen: This reminds me of being at work - they keep coming out with one-liners, they're too quick for me but very funny.
Here's a good tip: I used to clean a factory in Devon & we collected the newspapers to read later. When Harry (65) came in at 8pm then he used to nick them all, so one night I got Nikki, 19 from Middlesex, hid the stories & put her next to the signing in book. After he had signed in, they told me upstairs he "looked a bit flushed" & I said "it serves the theiving git right for nicking our papers" & took them back out of his bin. Try it ...
If Nikki (19) is still available, I'd be happy to have her sit next to my signing in book...
Cheers, mate!
Frankie xxx condiments of the season!!!
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
condiments of the season!!!
