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OK, YOU'RE GAY - SO WHAT? HETEROSEXUAL MODESTY! DON'T tell me what I said 10 YEARS AGO! Unless you pay me, I'm not promoting your over-priced brand on my chest! Down with thongs!
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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THIS IS A T-SHIRT I'M A SUICIDE BOMBER HELLO MUM NO, I DON'T TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
Peterborians are the master race.
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If you can read this, someone's stolen my jacket
Thanks for the mammaries
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My other tee-shirt is a vest
We're all here coz we're not all there
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Honk if you don't use deodorant!
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You can't beat a bit of bully
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MY OTHER SHIRT IS A BLOUSE
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WHY YES THEY ARE REAL
I concur, shallow and pedantic
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These are my tits. My face is higher Dont be jealous binge drinker
Sharper than your average blonde
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CHAVS AREN'T NEW - THEY'RE JUST RECYCLED OLD SLAGS! Fx 
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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my fave is: "I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up!" An Xmas t-shirt from my brother has a picture of a gift tag, and on it is written: "To women, from God!" "Same shirt, different idiot reading it" "<404 - Slogan not found>" "You've been a bad girl/boy go to my room!" ...or printed upside down on the back: "If you can read this please, prop me back up on the nearest bar stool"
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
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quote: Originally posted by Missyme25:
These are my tits. My face is higher
and I'm a bloke, is there something wrong with you
We're all here coz we're not all there
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Frankie Rage: CHAVS AREN'T NEW - THEY'RE JUST RECYCLED OLD SLAGS! QUOTE] That is so unfair Frankie, I know some old slags who take umbrage at that.
We're all here coz we're not all there
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 !!! Sorry about that... How about: "LADETTES" AREN'T NEW IT'S JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR SLAG... Surely that's OK?  You'd need an XL T shirt for this one... Allah: all knowing, sees all that has been or will ever be... God: knows all, sees all... mmm... bang their effin heads together then... Frankie xxx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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PLEASE TELL ME IF MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE
IVE GOT KNEES
PUNCH ME, IM STUPID.
I HAVE NO NIPPLES
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CHAVS: DON’T BE SORRY FOR WHAT YOU SAY – IT’S THE PERSON LISTENING WHO IS SORRY… PUT ASBO’S IN THE STOCKS NOW! Tomato Growers Association WHY HAVEN’T WE GOT THE BALLS TO CASTRATE RAPISTS & PAEDO’S? NATURAL JUSTICE: HEMP Frankie xxx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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Worship my manboobs!
Ok. I'm wearing clothes now. But I'm not gonna pretend to be happy about it.
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I have despatched a warship to sort out your manboobs
We're all here coz we're not all there
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I'M NOT PREJUDICE - SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE RACISTS! And one of my favourite T Shirts that I wore until it was just a rag: RACISM IS A DIRTY, MUCKY SCHISM Fx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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I BLAME HITLER
FREDDIE STARR LIVES IN MY BUTTOCKS
WEEKEND GOAT LOVER
DO I LOOK RAPEY?
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YES I'M A BITCH ! BUT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS *******
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I'm new to this forum,so I thought I would ask if anyone wanted anything from the shop?
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5 Park Drive if they've got 'em!!! Cheers! Frankie xxx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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quote: Originally posted by brian the can:
I'm new to this forum,so I thought I would ask if anyone wanted anything from the shop?
Can I have the till (+ contents), please?
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
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Saw a great slogan on a t shirt in Singapore which read: "God heard what you said" not funny per se, but humourously weird.
Thanks for the mammaries
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I like that... How about God heard what you said, in fact, he knew you were going to say it (and so did Allah...) A bit long, but a long one works wonders now and again! Fx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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