This T-shirt looks great from a distance...

...go read it from there!

I seen a good one last week saying - I LOVE YOUR MUM.

I’m with stupid (pointing up)

I joined a nudist colony, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

If you can read this, your driving sucks.

Love Hurts. So does bamboo up the finger nails, incidentally.

True Love Waits. Although your pushing your luck.

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil. Catholic church.

Worlds Best Dad. I always pay my alimony.

“Jesus loves You” is the highest selling t-shirt. Ironically, the second highest is “I’m with stupid”, which all the friend of “Jesus loves you” bought.

I need brain surgery like I need a hole in the head

Not just my shirt that's extra large.

(brown with pain writing) Wash me

I’m with invisible

<<-- He eats children

My friend went to the Maldives and all I got was a mother effin tshirt!

A man in a mental hospital is seen wearing this T Shirt..

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
MAD TO WORK HERE..

arf arf!

GET OUT
OF MY WAY,
EARTHLING!

Spit on that tissue again and I'll call Social Services.

Young Female looking for Old dying rich man.

I saw a bloke yesterday wearing a Tshirt which said;

A dog is for life - not just Friday night

Well, it made me laugh!

Tonight i am single


You know you want to screw me


Im not desperate,Just blind


Watch the dog

quote:

I saw a bloke yesterday wearing a Tshirt which said;

A dog is for life - not just Friday night

Well, it made me laugh!

LOL!

As seen on a spotty Middle Class kid...

PENSION
SORTED!

Been Nowhere
Did nothing
Stole the T-shirt