THE ONLY
FASHION IS
YOUNG & SKINNY
(sorry old fatties...)

DYLSEXICS OF THE WOLRD UNTIE

Not as immediate (or maybe not as funny) as some here, but I always wanted one that said:-

I KEEP THINKING IT'S TUESDAY.

quote:

Originally posted by frantically:
Not as immediate (or maybe not as funny) as some here, but I always wanted one that said:-

I KEEP THINKING IT'S TUESDAY.

LMAO!!

(so do I actually - all week)

What about this: I LIKE APPLES!

I LIKE A NICE PEAR!

How about "I AM THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER MET!"

I could stand behind you with one that says:

HE HASN'T MET ME YET!

You'd be a b**** (female dog)
If you lived with this b****** (illegitamate person)

STOP STARING AT MY CHEST!

Would love to get some of these out commercially:

PERFECTIONITS

IF NEW YORK IS THE BIG APPLE
IS BRUSSELS THE LITTLE VEGETABLE?

ANTI EUROPE
ITS NOT ENGLANDS FAULT THAT WE HAVE LAGER LOUTS
WE ONLY INVENTED THE LOUTS!

(Retail Christmas Greeting)
MERRY XMAS
GET YOUR EASTER EGGS HERE!!

NEXT WEEKS WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29
30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39
40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49

...or what about an upsidedown tick with the word NICKED!

Shane Ward (without the pretentious Y)
'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'

I used to have one that said "I NICKED THIS T-SHIRT!"

god knows where that went...

Hows about this:

WE WISH YOU A JEWISH CHRISTMAS AND A CHINESE NEW YEAR!

quote:

Originally posted by Jax2:
I used to have one that said "I NICKED THIS T-SHIRT!"

god knows where that went...

I always wanted a T-shirt that looked like the label you have on the back; you know, the one that says 'machine wash' etc. If clothes must have a label it might as well be one!

'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'.

A few more I had in my archives:

SCLEAR PEAKING
CONVENTION
April 31st 2000

SAY NO TO
SLOGANS!

(Picture of a large bogey)
GREEN PIECE

SAVE THE PRAWN!

SWEARING,
BLASPHEMY
AND
EXPLETIVES
ARE A COMPLETE
LOAD OF B******S!!

'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'

YOUR EYES ARE AIMED 12 INCHES TOO LOW

HI FROM
PERKY AND PERKY

FRONT AND BACK

Front IF I WON THE LOTTERY… Back…I WOULD REALLY MISS YOU

Front Rock Fan Back Limestone, Granite, Calcite etc,

Front I am an independent modern
man of the 21st Century Back My Wife says so!

Front Delegation is so unpleasant Back Let somebody else do it!

Front I want to do it Back But not with you

Front Drink real ale… Back …for that form wheeling inside!

Front This could be your lucky day Back Better luck next time

Front Make new friends Back Buy me a drink

Front I may be lazy, selfish,
slovenly, conceited and obnoxious Back But I’m still better looking than you!

Front See back of T-shirt Back See front of T-shirt

'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'

MARRY ME
GET THESE FREE

quote:

Originally posted by alan66:
MARRY ME
GET THESE FREE

[across boobs]
Buy one get one free!
(lol)

NAOMI HIT
ON ME!

"Come to balmy North Korea
where a friendly welcome just radiates!"

Success arrives when failure stops paying attention.

"My Smart Clothes Are In The Wash"

RESPECT THE
INDIGENOUS
MAJORITY

Front: "New site probably coming soon..."
Back: "... but don't count on it!" - 4Laughs promo T-shirt

Front: "Can you write one-liners that are actually funny?"
Back: "Then send them to Jimmy Carr!"

Front: "I watched both The Catherine Tate Show and Eastenders last night"
Back: "I won't be making that mistake again!"