Front: My T-shirt's schizophrenic
Back: No its not

Front: Gives head...
Back: ...badly

SMALLERTRY
(A young Bigot)

HOW TO BECOME VEGETARIAN
…Kill all the animals

REDUCE POLLUTION,
CARS ON THE ROAD
AND EASE CONGESTION
…BE A TRAFFIC WARDEN!!

TEENAGERS…
BE REBELLIOUS
BE DIFFERENT
STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD
BE AN INDIVIDUAL
SHOCK YOUR PARENTS
CONFORM!!

'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'

Failed T-Shirt Slogans:


World's Seven Hundred and Eighty Fourth Greatest Dad

World's Greatest Dad/Brother

I'm With Person Of Slightly Higher Than Average Intellect

I Voted For Bush

Save The Planet. Except Maybe For Belgium.

Make Morally Dubious Deals with Dictators Who Will Later Turn Against Us, Not War

I Compensate For A Really Dull Personality By Wearing T-shirts With Wacky Slogans

Persistent Bed Wetter

I DON'T
WEAR
T-SHIRTS!

Front

Pro Europe

The Politicians still lie to you but you wouldn’t know it unless you spoke the language.
The ECU… When you don’t have money in the first place, at least this way there is more opportunity not to have any.
Weight conversions. Why stick with units of 12,14 and 16 when we can just as easily be ripped off in units of 10?
Tax. Take the Tax away from beer, fags and petrol and we will be just as poor as other Europeans.
Power. A central European Government would ensure that the Germans get everything!

Back

Anti Europe

The Politicians may tell lies but we can at least understand the words.
The ECU… The fiscal personification of a European Cock Up.
Weight conversions. Think of a number, double it and get totally confused about how much you’ve been shafted!
Tax. Beer? Fags? Petrol? Don’t buy any of them!
Power. A central European Government would ensure that the Germans get everything!

'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'.

I'M UP AND DRESSED
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?


IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP
BECAUSE WE EAT EACH OTHER


SO MANY FREAKS,
SO FEW CIRCUSES


YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE "THE VOICES"
ONLY TALK TO ME...

My other t-shirt is pierre cardin.
This one isn't
It's Primark


If you can read this call 01647 876513.
My mum is lonely since the dog died.


Plastic Bertrand's Greatest Hit:
Out now on very mini-disc

Chevy Chase is Ace!!!!!

This T-Shirt is entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to T-Shirts alive or dead, clean or unclean, wet or dry is accidental and a complete coincidence. No animals were hurt in the making of this fictitious T-Shirt and the makers hold no responsibility for any person, sane or otherwise, crazy enough to wear it.

"Success arrives when failure stops paying attention"

Keep with the fashion.
T-Shirts are so yesterday!
This is a U-Shirt.

"The person who wrote this ran out of funny T - shirt gags"

front: Like this t-shirt?
back: you should check out my underwear.

Professional
Idealistic
Slogan
Specialist

Opportunity
Freedom
Friendship

'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'

Front
Reduce Carbon Emissions

Back
Breathe out slower.
...

"I'm the twit that keeps buying salt and vinegar crisps!"
....

Front
Save Energy

Back
Don't Talk So Much
....

Contents of T-Shirt:
Bones
Meat
Blubber
Skin
Essential Organs
Assorted moles, nipples and blemishes
Blood (preservatives)
Artificial Sweetener (deoderant perfume etc)
Hairy bits
....
'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'

We should seriously sell these to people as i came up with the idea I think i should have the biggest cut... great I'l get on the phone to nike and fruit of the loom

This product has not been tested on animals.

Front
No sheep were sheared in the making of this product.

Back
We all had one each!


'Success arrives when failure stops paying attention'.

Forget save the whale, save the dolphin, save the panda, save the children, save the needy, save the afflicted, save the silly...

SAVE THE MONEY!!!

"I'M INCONTINENT! "

Reach out and touch someone......No not there!

If you choke a smurf, what colouyr does it turn?

Whatever look you were going for.... you missed!

IS FRANKIE STILL IN HOLLYWOOD?

FRUIT OF THE LOONEY!

FRANKIE GOES TO
CRICKLEWOOD!

"I BUM DOGS!"

I ONLY
DO THIS
4LAUGHS!

COMEDY
BLADDER!

You can't beat the monkey, but you can spank it