quote:

Originally posted by Missyme25:
You can't beat the monkey, but you can spank it

Only when it's naughty.

A monkey is for life, not just for pleasure

quote:

Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
COMEDY
BLADDER!

COMEDY
BADDER!

quote:

Originally posted by brian the can:

quote:

Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
COMEDY
BLADDER!

COMEDY
BADDER!

Comedy bladder lol. Full of piss!! Oh dear Frankie, your mind is never too far from the toilet is it>!

I prefer comedy larder

With all the moaning that's been going on lately (including mine) maybe it should be:

COMEDY
BLUBBER

'people say im schizophrenic but we dont agree'

or 'homosexuals are gay'

I still want to get one made up that says:

"for reasons of national (in)security this conversation is being recorded".

Well it made me laugh...

IF YOU CAN
READ THIS
YOU'RE IN
MY WAY!

NO FRANKIE RAGES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS T SHIRT.................PITY.

...............................................................................................

NO MONEY CHANGED HANDS IN THE MAKING OF FRANKIE RAGE. ............................AMERICAN EXPRESS
..............................................................................................

FRANKIE WASN'T BORN.
HE WAS FREE WITH KELLOGS
.........................................................................................

OK, OK so my Dad WAS "some soldiers..." is that what you wanted me to admit, eh? eh? eh?

T SHIRT SLOGAN:

MY DAD WAS
"SOME SOLDIERS..."

MONEY IS
THE NEW
"YOUNG"
££££££££
But...

Show me the Moet

Storks don't exist, I came with the milk

I got some!:

·I love animals, they taste great.
·EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
·"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
·Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
·The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
·Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
·He who laughs last thinks slowest!
·Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
·A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
·Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
·I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
·Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
·I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
·Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
·Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
·I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
·Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
·Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
·Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
·We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
·What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Yes. My face is lovely too.

i want a bird for christmas

"I kick midgets for fun"

"Jesus is watching - look busy"

"Yes, that's right. I'm gay. Whatever helps you sleep at night you troll."

"Stop the world. I wanna get off"

I'm
JUNK
and
I'm
PROUD!

Fx

quote:

I'm
JUNK
and
I'm
PROUD!

We have SO got to get some of those made Frankie!

It looks like a camel. And it says Camel: In Arabic!

My other favourite (though I don't wear it) is a white on black silhuoette of a Heckler and Koch!

Other favourites are a combination of bright colours with among other things: chilli, curry and toothpaste in speckles across the front.

When I am totally obese, I will seek sponsorship on a square inch basis across my T-shirts.

Otherwise no to corporate slogans on ANY item of clothing.

Worn by those in the Comedy Ladder Top Ten:

4LAUGH
SMUG



...am I bitter, naw...

"T-SHIRT SLOGANS ARE LAME"

"I DON'T DO T-SHIRT SLOGANS"

I have a 4laughs mug

any one know Purple Ronnie ? great poems , heres mine :-

If you should like to go and sit upon my porcelain throne
Please make sure you sit directly over the hole
coz I'm a shit stain reader , noted for my art,
I even know who's done It ,
when I smell a fart !

It went on and on and on but I can't remember the rest !!! LOL If I do I will post it , ok ! LOL

I'VE GOT
THE
T-SHIRT!