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1. Is that it??
2. Are you cold?
3. it does work doesnt it?
4. Oh, so just big feet then?
5. aww thats cute!
6. You are male arent you?

anymore anyone?
 
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Hahahahahaha
 
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Have you considered surgery?
 
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1: Aren't the lights bright in here?
2: Wait a second. Let me get my glasses.
3: You're a grower, right?
4: Are you doing that bit for Silence of the Lambs?


Writing comedy is like taking a dump.

Don't force it or you might end up with something that isn't very funny at all...
 
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I don't eat meat... Razz


Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
 
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Your the first man I've had since the operation......I've almost forgotten what mine looked like.
 
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Maybe we can tempt it out with a piece of cheese.


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Lol.


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I said I was bi-sexual - I never said I was interesting.
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quote:
Originally posted by fundangle:
Your the first man I've had since the operation......I've almost forgotten what mine looked like.


Haha thats funny



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I'm so much more than you're used to, I know just how to move to seduce you.
I'm gone do the right thing and touch the right spot, Dance in you're lap till you're ready to
pop
 
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Thanks MissMurder its based on a almost true story
 
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I told you not to use the local butcher.....


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Point and laugh
Oh, it's like a penis, only smaller
I'm going to have to charge you a search fee as well
Wait one, I have tweezers in my bag


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Warning: Do not look into the light sabre when switching it on
 
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Big Grin


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That reminds me..........we are out of cashews.


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Are you a girl?


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You can get cream for that spot


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..or in my case..

"You're not going to hit me with it are you?"

... Wink



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Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?


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I think the condom's too big.


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Well, that explains the padded pants.


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Is that a toupee?


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Your brother's bigger.


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Or just simply: Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


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Can my Mom and Grandma join in too?


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... oh, and my dad...


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