now! do not be offended...i am not a homophobic or anything like that...but i have just been sent this joke and wanted to share it....
it is quite funny..i hope that the you like it...
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he
served
us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle and told
us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays
up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."
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very good
