What jokes did you find really funny but were just really stupid?

E.g.

How do get Pikachu on a bus?

You Poke-him-on

Hehe...

Let the hilarity commence!

where do you weigh a pie?

Over the rainbow

way up high

weigh a pie

what,s brown and smells of pine?
a turd in a radox bath

why don't worms have balls?
because they can't dance

what's brown and sticky?
a stick

what's blue and fluffy?
blue fluff

what's orange and sounds like parrot?
carrot

whats black and white and eats like a horse?
a zebra

quote:

Originally posted by Liverpool Bro:
where do you weigh a pie?

Over the rainbow

way up high

weigh a pie

It may be a very dumb joke but its funny

quote:

It may be a very dumb joke but its funny

I thought that

Why was the beach wet?

Cos the sea-weed.

Why was the office floor wet?

Cos the typist.

Why couldn't the 2 elephants go swimming?

They only had 1 pair of trunks between them.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do you call a fly with no wings or legs?

A sit.

Man 1: I got a new dog, he's got no legs and I named him "Cigarette".
Man 2: Why call him that?
Man 1: Cos everynight I take him out for a drag.

What do you call The Sugababes without babes?

The Sugababes.

what type of trees cant u plant?


A lavatory

Why is the letter T like an island?

cause its in the middle of waTer

I found that one about weighing a pie really funny

How do you catch a polar bear?

Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.
Next, you place enough peas around the hole to
completely surround the hole. Then, when the
polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in
the icehole.

What's brown and runs round the garden?


A fence.