All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The as*hole is usually in charge !!

Lol thats really funny. rotfl.

I quite agree

A blonde woman is driving through Saskatchewan , she suddenly slams on her brakes, jumps out of her car and irately yells at a blonde in a rowboat in the field

"What are you doing" she yells

"Im rowing through a sea of wheat" the blonde out in the field replies

Well the 1st blond just loses it and starts berating the other woman
"It's blondes like you that give the rest of us blondes a bad rep.
You are lucky I can't swim..otherwise I would come out there and kick your butt