Just to let you know, I've been married a year now, and after we got wed my wife started swimming naked in the river and eating insects.

Mind you, she is a vole.

From Dr Vole.

I've been married 27 years now. I put that down to being too ugly to have an affair, and the missus being too short-sighted to realise I'm ugly

Why marriage fails:

Woman expects man to change once they are wed, but he doesn't...

Man expects woman to stay the same after they wed, but she doesn't...

QED

Of course men change after they are married. They burp and fart whenever they like, go bald and develop beer bellies.

When I look in the mirror I still see that beautiful size 10 blond of 25 years ago looking back at me. What? It's a 25 year old photo.
Nooooooooooooooooooo!

quote:

Originally posted by Loopey:
Of course men change after they are married. They burp and fart whenever they like, go bald and develop beer bellies.

If only the wives did the same eh? Oh, they do? Who said that???

It's a fair cop. I admit to going bald and having a beer belly.

If only there were more bald women...

Is that your thing then F?

Well if there were more bald women, then maybe being bald would become fashionable! !

sigh my last post for now missus as I have a load of reports to write... with absoloutely no laughs in them whatsoever...

F

My latin sigs keep getting moderated ... dunno why, the last one wasn't rude at all?

for sale a full set of britania encyclopedias no use for them any more got married last wk husband knows everything