I dont know if anyones heard of it or if someone has allready told it but here i go:
A man is sat at a cafe and hes eating a burger, to his disgust he finds a hair inside the meat. He calls the waitress over and starts to have a go at her. "I think you better come and look at this" says the waitress and leads the man into the back to see the chef. The man watches the chef as he grabs a chunk of meat patty and flattens it under his armpit. "Oh thats horrible!" shouts the man, and the waitress says "Well if you think thats bad you should see him make donuts".
XD I love this one
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sawyer: "Your just not seeing the bigger picture doc , you're still back in civilization ." Jack: "Yea, and where are you?" Sawyer: " Me ?? I'm in the wild!!" --------------------------------------------- "BUT WHY HAS THE RUM GONE?!"
An elderly gentleman is a regular in his local pub but sits alone in the corner all the time. To his dismay, everytime he goes to the loo he returns to find someone has finished his pint. In frustration, the next time he goes he leaves a little note that reads "I have spat in this drink!". When he returns he finds someone has added, "So have I!"
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
