wELL I WAS SITTING DOWN DOIN ME CROSS WORD.
ONE QUESTION WAS.......
"aNOTHER NAME FOR NEW YORK?"
"MA ANOTHER NAME FOR NEW YORK," I ASK
MY LITTLE SISTER COMES RUNNING OVER.
"THE BIG LEMON!!!!" SHE SHOUTS

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A MAN WENT INTO A HOTEL AND ORDERED OCTIPUSS TESTICALS, PEOPLE DO SAY HE'S HALF NUTS!!!!!