A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

(poor, i know, but i like it)

Lol.

LoL lol LoL lol

An old man is asked by a young reporter what was the secret to his longevity and he told her, "well, I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't sleep around, I don't go to bed late, I don't binge eat and next week I'll be celebrating my 105th birthday."

The incredulous reporter just looked at him and asked, "How?"

lol

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Lol that has made me laugh Lol