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Two Silver Stars
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What did the potato say to elvis? I'm all dug up, huh, huh, huh.

Man1: Heard any good rumours recently?
Man2: Yeah, i heard a great canard about this french bloke, it went something like, quack quack quack.

1.INT. HOUSE. NIGHT.
YEVETTE FIELDING is in a house with a priest. saucers and plates are flying all over the place on there own. cushions are shooting across the room.

PRIEST: You were right to call me in, this is a serious disturbance. And you're right, the invisible man is a childish git.


Shooting fish in a barrel is actually alot harder than you'd think.
 
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Four Gold Stars
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Hmmm ok then .......


See ye in another life brother Smile
 
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Four Silver Stars
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uhuh?


So I run, hide and tear myself up, Start again with a brand new name, And eyes that see into infinty
~Member #5 of The five star bacon club~
It's so contagious,I cannot get it out of my mind,It's so outrageous,You make me feel so high
 
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One Gold Star
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OKAAAAAAAAYYYY! Confused
 
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