The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'
After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick crap... How about yourself?'
The next thing i heard him say was ...... 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some geezer in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'
eat mince
he's got well nice legs 
