We asked several notable people - which answer do you feel is best

Question:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

Choices:
Ein stein: Whether the hedgehog crossed the road, or the road moved beneath the hedgehog is all relative to your frame of reference
Freud: Ze fact zat you are asking zis kvestion indiciates some sexual predisposition towards hedgehogs.
Bruce Willis in 'The Last Boy Scout': It's dick was stuck in the chicken
George Bush: The spikes were constructed of carbon nanotubes of Iranian origin, proving irrefutably that the Iranian government, in conjunction with Al Qaeda, Syria, Saddam Hussein, Hezbollah, and...like...skeletor, Mumm-Ra and Dick Dastardly are buildin
John Prescott: It were running away from me. I shagged it. What yer gonna do about it? I got no department, no job, no dignity left.... nothing more to damage. What yer gonna do about it?
Greenpeace: It was running away from global warming and destruction of it's habitat by capitalism. I deman a 15 billionwillion pound grant to build a city for hedgehogs where they will be free from this tyranny!!
Some guy: to get to the other side.....?

 

Oooh bugger!! The George Bush one was too long:

George Bush: The spikes were constructed of carbon nanotubes of Iranian origin, proving irrefutably that the Iranian government, in conjunction with Al Qaeda, Syria, Saddam Hussein, Hezbollah, and...like...skeletor, Mumm-Ra and Dick Dastardly are building weapons of mass destruction, and using these evil creatures to position them for an attack on freedom, democracy, low mortgate rates, discount clothing, and 2-for-1 offers!

good though