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Kilojule - Very heavy diamond.
Proliferation - Having lots of anti-abortion protesters all over the place.
Remonstrate - Shown how to do something by Scooby Doo.
Apiary - Forcing primates to make honey.
Karma Sutra - Sexual positions you learned in a former life.
 
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Digression - Welsh violence
 
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cheek: lobbing a brick through a window and then asking for it back
 
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innocence: nuns doing press ups in a cucumber field
 
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Coming home late, covered in lipstick and reeking of cheap perfume, Slapping the wife on the a*se and saying "your'e next fatty".
 
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happiness: rolling over the morning after with a £20 note and no hugging


I concur, shallow and pedantic
 
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Inuitive - An inhabitant of frozen tundra who just KNOWS things.
 
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saddness - finding out you only have £10


I concur, shallow and pedantic
 
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Nitrate - Hourly wage for late-shift.
Shampoo - Fake turd.
Internet - Anglers' directions for fish.
Illegal - Sick bird of prey.



Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
 
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handsomeis - Eliza Doolittle describing a trip to a well known sex shop (Ann Summers)


If laughter is contagious I've found the cure.
 
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Male Writer - man, unemployed yet still of interest to women or literate misogynist
Female Writer - literate, scorned female


If laughter is contagious I've found the cure.
 
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Encyclopedia- One who has a fetish for small bikes.
 
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Death - Preferable to watching Big Brother.
Overpaid - Jonathan Ross
 
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Sonicboom - To cull fast, blue hedgehogs using explosives.
Polytechnic - Robotic parrot.
Simpleton - A fan of Matt Groening of below average intelligence.
Thesaurus - A dinosaur known by several names.
Tolkien - Someone who is interested in toll booths.
Tardis - Rap slang, to insult black sticky substances.
Organism - Discrimination against certain parts of the body.
Robot - A line of arses.
Onomatopoeia - To urinate on top of a rug.
Teesside - To kill people from Middlesbrough.
 
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