What have Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?

They've both got skid marks on their helmets.

Impressive

quote:

Originally posted by -Daz-:
Q. Why do newborn babies have a soft spot on their heads?
A. So nurses can carry ten at a time.


What the hell, have another really cruel one:
Q. What's pink and red and bangs on a window?
A. A baby in a microwave.

What is it with all the baby jokes?They are so not funny,anyone who does think they are funny they have someting wrong with them.and as for telling them so so sick.

quote:

Originally posted by ~*~murphy~*~:

quote:

Originally posted by -Daz-:
Q. Why do newborn babies have a soft spot on their heads?
A. So nurses can carry ten at a time.


What the hell, have another really cruel one:
Q. What's pink and red and bangs on a window?
A. A baby in a microwave.

What is it with all the baby jokes?They are so not funny,anyone who does think they are funny they have someting wrong with them.and as for telling them so so sick.

Murphy, you're in luck!!! Those nice people at 4laughs have provided a new feature where you can press a "hide post" button as soon as you see something you don't like!!! Use it with impunity!!!

Is that OK?

Now, where was I, oh yes, back to that "1,000 Best Dead Baby Jokes" Book...

Fx

ya gotta laugh!

Fx bring on the Turkeys!

maybe if I didnt just have a baby then maybe.but because Ive just had one then thats why I dont find baby jokes all that funny.

Understood, friend!

Best of luck with the new baby!!!

Frankie xxx

Thank you,that was really kind.

What's green and spins around at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.