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What do you call a willy with 3 A-levels?
A clever dick.
What do you call a potato-shaped willy?
A dictator.
Secretary: Can I use your dictaphone?
Boss: Certainly not, use your finger like everyone else!
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And an old one just to annoy the feminists:
Q: How many orgasms can a woman have during sexual intercourse?
A: Who cares!
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Did you hear about the man with a twelve inch willy?
He doesn't use it as a rule!
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how many animals can you fit in a condom? 3- a c*ck and two hairs. how many condoms can you make out of a tyre? 365 if it's a good year. what's the only animal with a penis on its back? a hunting horse. then there's the old classic.. there's a new operation on the nhs for women who want a SEX CHANGE, it's called a strapadictomy. well someone had to say it!
You're wife's a bigfoot isn't she Gus?
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Did you hear about the new peppermint flavoured birth control pill that women take just before sex?
It's called a Predickamint.
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