A man enters an empty restaurant and sits down at a table. He is approached by renowned funnyman / actor Ricky Gervais.

The man is obviously surprised when Ricky asks him if he can take his order and asks him what he is doing waiting tables in a restaurant.

Ricky explains that he is researching a part in a new film as a waiter and is hoping to pick up some tips - in a spurious yet necessary to the joke-type way.

The man points at the fish tank behind him where there is one solitary green squid casually swimming round. The man is particularly taken by what appears to be a moustache on the squid's top lip. "I'll have that one please" he says.

"Oh no, I couldn't bring myself to kill him for you sir" explains Ricky. "That's Sammy, he's been here for years. He's got such a lovely temperament I just couldn't do it."

"Well is there anyone else here who could kill the squid for me? I am hungry you know!" said the man.

"As you can see, it's not busy tonight" said Ricky "So there's only me and our dishwasher Hans here now."

"Well can't this Hans fellow kill it for me then?" inquired the man.

"No I'm afraid not" said Ricky.

"Why not?" pleaded the man.

"Because" explained Ricky ................


"Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervais, with the mild green hairy lipped squid!!!"

2 blokes walking along a beach, when they notice a small squid throwing up. "Quick", says one, "We'd better get it to a vet!". "I've a better idea" comes the reply "I'll give it to my brother". The 2 men run off, squid-laden, to the brother's house. The brother answers the doors and says, "What d'ya bring that for?"....

<big laugh coming up>

"Here's that sick squid I owe ya!"

mmm... what religion are these squids?

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Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
mmm... what religion are these squids?

Well, the last one's obviously Sikh. Hence the Sikh squid he owed him.

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Hey, you're a handsome chap, Dungeon-Keeper!

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